Date: November 14, 2019
Don't you love nature, despite what it did to you?
I love watching two girls meet each other. It's easily the fakest thing I have ever seen.
Today I am celebrating 100 days without alcohol! Not consecutively, though.
I was in a serious relationship once. We never even smiled.
Superman wears Chuck Norris underpants.
Valentine's Day is only 5 days away... It's not too late to break up