Date: November 14, 2019
Don't you love nature, despite what it did to you?
What did the rat say to the cat? Nothing, cats don't talk you fucking idiot.
Bad news for Coronavirus. It caught Chuck Norris. The virus has been quarantined for 14 days
News: Don't panic about Coronavirus, but please watch this nonstop coverage about how it could spread everywhere and kill you. Don't panic though.
Superstitions are stupid! Send this joke to ten of your friends or you will lose 100$ within the next two weeks!
So I was having sex with this girl.. When suddenly she asks me: ""Doesn't it bother you that I'm 13??"" So I replied: ""Not really, I've never been superstitious""
Knowing its International Women's Day is the only thing I know about women