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Date: November 23, 2019
I work to buy a car to go to work
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Chuck Norris donates blood, just not his own
I was drinking at the bar, so I took a bus home. That may not be a big deal to you, but I've never driven a bus before!
Congratulations! You won a no bell prize. I'm sorry if this is a repost. I searched but couldn't find anything close.
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