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Jokes Date: November 23, 2019

I work to buy a car to go to work

Love yourself. But, not in public

Love yourself. But, not in public. That's illegal.

My wife left a note on the fridge

My wife left a note on the fridge that said "This isn't working, I'm going to my mom's", Goodbye!", but I opened it and it was working perfectly well. I don't get it.

I have 5000 FB friends

I have 5000 FB friends but only 6 actual friends. And, I don't even like none of them...

Ashamed of what I do this weekend

I can't wait to be ashamed of what I do this weekend.

Why did you put a slug

Wife: Fred, why did you put a slug in my mother's bed? Fred: Because I couldn't find a snake.