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Date: November 23, 2019
I work to buy a car to go to work
Love yourself. But, not in public. That's illegal.
My wife left a note on the fridge that said "This isn't working, I'm going to my mom's", Goodbye!", but I opened it and it was working perfectly well. I don't get it.
I have 5000 FB friends but only 6 actual friends. And, I don't even like none of them...
I can't wait to be ashamed of what I do this weekend.
Wife: Fred, why did you put a slug in my mother's bed? Fred: Because I couldn't find a snake.