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Jokes Date: March 2, 2020

Knowing its International Women's Day is the only thing I know about women

How do cats eat spaghetti?

How do cats eat spaghetti? The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!

Stay at home jokes

My wife Googled "how responsible does a 10yr old need to be to stay at home without a babysitter" and now she won't let me stay home alone.

COVID-19 messages

Received a message from him, "come quickly to me, there's nobody home." I went. Indeed, there was no one.

Drinking joke

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. So, I'm off to find a bar with a mirror.

Coronavirus symptoms

The symptoms of Coronavirus can include runny nose, headache, cough, sore throat, fever, a general feeling of being unwell. The exact same kind of feeling that a husband gets when he sees his wife going through his phone and messages. Relax! You are not ill but avoid close contact with her.