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Date: March 2, 2020
Knowing its International Women's Day is the only thing I know about women
How do cats eat spaghetti? The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!
My wife Googled "how responsible does a 10yr old need to be to stay at home without a babysitter" and now she won't let me stay home alone.
Received a message from him, "come quickly to me, there's nobody home." I went. Indeed, there was no one.
My doctor told me to watch my drinking. So, I'm off to find a bar with a mirror.
The symptoms of Coronavirus can include runny nose, headache, cough, sore throat, fever, a general feeling of being unwell. The exact same kind of feeling that a husband gets when he sees his wife going through his phone and messages.
Relax! You are not ill but avoid close contact with her.