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Wishing you a great year 2020!

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Jokes Date: December 31, 2019

Happy New Year! Welcome to 20! I reply to ""Happy New Year"" with ""not if I have anything to do with it. Every year I make a resolution to change myself... this year I am making a resolution to be myself!.....Happy new year 2020.. Kids - there is no Santa. Those gifts were from your parents. Happy New Year from Wikileaks HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE: It takes 24,637 bolts to put a car together, but only one nut to spread it all over the road. Don't Drink & Drive!

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