Date: November 9, 2019
Wife: Fred, why did you put a slug in my mother's bed? Fred: Because I couldn't find a snake.
I'll have to report you sir" said the traffic cop to the speeding driver. "You were doing 85 miles an hour." "Nonsense officer" declared the driver. "I've only been in the car for ten minutes.
Chuck Norris is a creative kind of guy, the last time he farted it was quite a big deal. Scientifically speaking, they call it the Big Bang.
Chuck Norris cured Coronavirus. The virus is healthy at the moment. It paid a lot for his treatment.
I work to buy a car to go to work
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