Why did you put a slug

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Jokes Date: November 9, 2019

Wife: Fred, why did you put a slug in my mother's bed? Fred: Because I couldn't find a snake.

I forgot to pee

Two drunks come out of a bar... One says to the other: "We gotta go back, I forgot to pee." The other one replies: "No problem, dude, I can teach you how to do it!

I only drink twice a year

I only drink twice a year: When it's my birthday, and when it's not

Googles Chuck Norris email address

Google made an email address at Chuck Norris: gmail@chucknorris.com. The corporation is very satisfied with his services. They state that he is number one at the top of the email technology.

Caught having sex with the secretary

I got caught having sex with the secretary by my wife. My wife was crying and saying you cant do this to me! I said: I Know that's why I'm doing it to her!