Why did you put a slug

Jokes Date: November 9, 2019

Wife: Fred, why did you put a slug in my mother's bed? Fred: Because I couldn't find a snake.

We have found the solution to stay at home. Release the lions over the street.

I don't judge people based on color, race, religion, sexuality, or gender...I base it on whether or not they're an asshole.

If we replace all "Chuck Norris" jokes with Kim Jung Un... We could write the North Korean Official Website.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked ON the moon, and Michael Jackson was a pedophile.

Don't you love nature, despite what it did to you?

Jokes Date: January 22, 2020

There are two types of people in this world. And I hate them both....

Jokes Date: February 10, 2020

I kissed a girl in the club and she said, "Oh my God, you've been smoking. It's just like licking an...

Jokes Date: January 29, 2020

Have you ever wondered why Stephen Hawking is in a wheelchair it's because he was getting smart with...

Jokes Date: November 11, 2019

Superstitions are stupid! Send this joke to ten of your friends or you will lose 100$ within the nex...