Date: November 9, 2019
Wife: Fred, why did you put a slug in my mother's bed? Fred: Because I couldn't find a snake.
We have found the solution to stay at home. Release the lions over the street.
I don't judge people based on color, race, religion, sexuality, or gender...I base it on whether or not they're an asshole.
If we replace all "Chuck Norris" jokes with Kim Jung Un... We could write the North Korean Official Website.
What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked ON the moon, and Michael Jackson was a pedophile.
Don't you love nature, despite what it did to you?