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Jokes Date: December 23, 2019

What did the robbers say to Santa? Nothing, Those gifts were from parents.

Boris Johnson circus talent

The director of the Piccadilly circus stated that a talent like Boris Johnson is born once every 1000 years.

Coronavirus joke

The Coronavirus can now be transmitted sexually. Luckily, most of you have nothing to worry about. It can't be transmitted by your own hand.

I only drink twice a year

I only drink twice a year: When it's my birthday, and when it's not

Single or married

You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead

Trump reelection

If Trump remains, I'm leaving the country Not a political post, I just love to travel