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What did the rat say to the cat?

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Jokes Date: November 15, 2019

What did the rat say to the cat? Nothing, cats don't talk you fucking idiot.

My wife left a note on the fridge

My wife left a note on the fridge that said "This isn't working, I'm going to my mom's", Goodbye!", but I opened it and it was working perfectly well. I don't get it.

Send this joke to ten of your friends

Superstitions are stupid! Send this joke to ten of your friends or you will lose 100$ within the next two weeks!

So I was having sex with this girl.. When suddenly she asks me: ""Doesn't it bother you that I'm 13??"" So I replied: ""Not really, I've never been superstitious""

Chuck Norris went skydiving

Chuck Norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund

Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands They are now known as the Islands.

Black olives matters jokes

Black olives matters. This is not a conspiracy theory. The antioxidant nutrients in black olives impede this oxidation of cholesterol, thereby helping to prevent heart disease. Olives do contain fat, but it's the healthy monounsaturated kind, which has been found to shrink the risk of atherosclerosis and increase good cholesterol.

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