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What did the rat say to the cat?

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Jokes Date: November 15, 2019

What did the rat say to the cat? Nothing, cats don't talk you fucking idiot.

Boris Johnson circus talent

The director of the Piccadilly circus stated that a talent like Boris Johnson is born once every 1000 years.

Chuck Norris can touch this

MC Hammer recorded another version of "Can't touch this" after Chuck Norris touched it.

Coronavirus symptoms

The symptoms of Coronavirus can include runny nose, headache, cough, sore throat, fever, a general feeling of being unwell. The exact same kind of feeling that a husband gets when he sees his wife going through his phone and messages. Relax! You are not ill but avoid close contact with her.

Claim your prize

Congratulations! You won a no bell prize. I'm sorry if this is a repost. I searched but couldn't find anything close.

Chuck Norris walks on the sun

Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.

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