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What did the rat say to the cat?

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Jokes Date: November 15, 2019

What did the rat say to the cat? Nothing, cats don't talk you fucking idiot.

Chuck Norris shot down a plane

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, ""Bang!

God, why did you make woman so beautiful?

A man asks, ""God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"" God responded, ""So you would love her."" The man asks, ""But God, why did you make her so dumb?"" God replied, ""So she would love you.

Feeding your cat a vegan diet

Feeding your cat a vegan diet is actually pretty easy. The trick is to cut up the vegans into very small chunks first.

My ex-wife still misses me

My ex-wife still misses me... But her aim is getting better.

COVID-19 gags

Doctor, how do I stop my nose from running?! Stick your foot out and trip it up!

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