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Date: November 15, 2019
What did the rat say to the cat? Nothing, cats don't talk you fucking idiot.
The director of the Piccadilly circus stated that a talent like Boris Johnson is born once every 1000 years.
MC Hammer recorded another version of "Can't touch this" after Chuck Norris touched it.
The symptoms of Coronavirus can include runny nose, headache, cough, sore throat, fever, a general feeling of being unwell. The exact same kind of feeling that a husband gets when he sees his wife going through his phone and messages.
Relax! You are not ill but avoid close contact with her.
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Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.