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Date: November 15, 2019
What did the rat say to the cat? Nothing, cats don't talk you fucking idiot.
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A man asks, ""God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"" God responded, ""So you would love her."" The man asks, ""But God, why did you make her so dumb?"" God replied, ""So she would love you.
Feeding your cat a vegan diet is actually pretty easy. The trick is to cut up the vegans into very small chunks first.
My ex-wife still misses me... But her aim is getting better.
Doctor, how do I stop my nose from running?! Stick your foot out and trip it up!