Date: January 1, 2020
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in, Robin!
Chuck Norris isn't real... If he had been real, he would've come here and probably smash my head on my keyboarjfjcjcndndjxucbfjdi oejebhh jdudyehsbsj
News: Don't panic about Coronavirus, but please watch this nonstop coverage about how it could spread everywhere and kill you. Don't panic though.
My wife Googled "how responsible does a 10yr old need to be to stay at home without a babysitter" and now she won't let me stay home alone.
When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
On his birthday, Chuck Norris blows out his candles by blinking.
Happy anniversary Chuck Norris!
Eat under the table! You haven't underwear.