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Jokes Date: January 1, 2020

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in, Robin!

My wife left a note on the fridge

My wife left a note on the fridge that said "This isn't working, I'm going to my mom's", Goodbye!", but I opened it and it was working perfectly well. I don't get it.

Boss funny message

Boss sent me a message the other day: Send me some funny messages. I replied: I'm working right now, I will send you later. Boss: hahaha..send me another one

Coronavirus vaccine

Chuck Norris's tears cure coronavirus... Too bad he has never cried.

Beaten by a woman

This morning I was beaten by a woman in an elevator. I was staring at her boobs when she said, "Would you please press one?" I don't remember much after that.

Eat with your fingers

Is it proper to eat a hamburger with your fingers? No, you should eat your fingers separately!

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