Date: January 1, 2020
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in, Robin!
A man asks, ""God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"" God responded, ""So you would love her."" The man asks, ""But God, why did you make her so dumb?"" God replied, ""So she would love you.
Three people having sex is called a threesome... Two people having sex is called a twosome. Now I know why everyone calls me handsome.
I play with my hair a lot because I don't have testicles.
Google made an email address at Chuck Norris: email@example.com. The corporation is very satisfied with his services. They state that he is number one at the top of the email technology.
Did you take a shower today? Why, is one missing