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The way to a woman's heart

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Jokes Date: January 31, 2020

What the quickest way to a woman's heart? Through his chest with a knife

So much blood in my alcohol system

Why is there so much blood in my alcohol system?

I play with my hair

I play with my hair a lot because I don't have testicles.

Bitcoin joke

I know a guy who became a millionaire after buying Bitcoin. Before that, he was a billionaire.

Take a bus home after you drink

I was drinking at the bar, so I took a bus home. That may not be a big deal to you, but I've never driven a bus before!

I forgot to pee

Two drunks come out of a bar... One says to the other: "We gotta go back, I forgot to pee." The other one replies: "No problem, dude, I can teach you how to do it!

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