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Jokes Date: May 19, 2020

Vladimir Putin arrives at a Germain airport. The officer asks him: Nationality? Putin replies Russian. The officer: Occupation? Putin: No, no, just visiting.

Valentine's day flower shop

If it is not Valentine's day and you see a man in a flower shop, you can probably start up a conversation by asking, 'What did you do?

Love yourself. But, not in public

Love yourself. But, not in public. That's illegal.

A talking cookie

Two cookies are in an oven. The first cookie says "is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second cookie says "holy shit! A talking cookie

A blonde and an Airbus A380

What's the difference between a blonde and an Airbus A380? Not everyone has been in an Airbus A380.

I love chemistry

Chemistry stated that alcohol is a solution. I wanted to build my career on making chemistry jokes to cure my depression. Then I realized alcohol is a solution.