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Date: May 19, 2020
Vladimir Putin arrives at a Germain airport. The officer asks him: Nationality? Putin replies Russian. The officer: Occupation? Putin: No, no, just visiting.
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Love yourself. But, not in public. That's illegal.
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Chemistry stated that alcohol is a solution.
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