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Category:Insect jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:What did one flea say to the other after a night out ?Shall we walk home or take a dog ?
 


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What does a bee say before it stings you ?This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you !... more

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Whats black, yellow and covered in blackberries ?A bramble bee !... more

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