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| How do you make an apple puff? Chase it round the garden... more
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| A Pittsburgh steel worker was driving through northern Californias apple country. He stopped at an orchard and asked the... more
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| First apple: You look down in the dumps. Whats eating you? Second apple: Worms, I think.... more
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| How does an apple a day keep the doctor away? When you take careful aim.... more
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| Dad, do you like baked apples? Yes son, why? The orchards on fire.... more
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| Once upon a time there were five apples Which was the cowboy? None - because they were all redskins.... more
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| What reads and lives in an apple ?A bookworm !... more
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| Why didnt the two worms go into Noahs ark in an apple?Because everyone had to go in pairs !... more
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| If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do? Keeps everyone away.... more
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| If it took six pigs two hours to eat the apples in the orchard, how many hours would it take three pigs? None, because t... more
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