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| "Waiter!" shouted the furious diner, "How dare you serve me this! Theres a damn TWIG in my soup!""My apologies," said th... more
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| Customer: Waiter, theres a button in my salad.Waiter: It must have come off while the salad was dressing.... more
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| Customer: How come the Board of Health hasnt come in and closed you up?Waiter: Theyre afraid to eat here.... more
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| Waiter, there is a frog in my soup !Dont worry sir there isnt enough there to drown him !... more
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| Waiter: Im sorry I spilled a glass of water on you.Diner: Thats all right. My suit is too large anyway.... more
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| Waiter, your tie is in my soup!Thats all right, sir, its not shrinkable.... more
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| Waiter, there is a dead fly in my soup !No its not, its a piece of dirt that looks like one !... more
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| Patron: Hey, theres a fly in my soup!Waiter: Why are you complaining? Isnt it cooked?... more
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| Waiter, waiter! Theres a spider in my soup. Send for the manager! Its no good, sir, hes frightened of them, too.... more
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| Waiter, is there soup on the menu ?No, madam I wiped it off !... more
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