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| Customer: How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered?Waiter: Well, you know how slow turtles are.... more
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| 2. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, whats this fly doing in my soup?Um, looks to me to be backstroke, sir... more
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| 3. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, there is a cockroach on my steak !They dont seem to care what they eat do they sir !... more
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| 4. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies? Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup? .... more
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| 5. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, there is a fly in my soup !Hold on sir, Ill get the fly spray !... more
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| 6. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: Why doesnt your menu list prices?Waiter: We didnt want to make you sick before the food does.... more
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| 7. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, can you get rid of this fly in my starter !I cant do that sir, hes not had his main course yet !... more
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| 8. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started... more
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| 9. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, there is a fly in my wine !Well you did ask for something with a little body in it!... more
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| 10. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter: These are the best eggs weve had for years.Diner: Well, bring me some you havent had around for that long.... more
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