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| Waiter, theres a fly in my soup!Keep it down sir, or theyll all be wanting one.... more
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| Customer: Why does your sign say "Fine Dining"?Waiter: We can dream, cant we?... more
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| 3. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: This fish isnt as good as what I ordered here last month.Waiter: Thats funny. Its from the same fish.... more
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| 4. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup!Waiter: Dont worry, Sir, its not that hot!... more
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| 5. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, my lunch is talking to me !Well you did ask for a tongue sandwich !... more
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| 6. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: Give me a hot dog.Waiter: With pleasure.Customer: No, with mustard.... more
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| 7. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, Waiter theres a fly in my ice-cream !Gee I did not know that they had started winter sports so early in the year... more
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| Waiter: These are the best eggs weve had for years.Diner: Well, bring me some you havent had around for that long.... more
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| Waiter, there is a fly in my soup !Hold on sir, Ill get the fly spray !... more
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| 10. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| And how did you find your steak sir?Well, quite accidentally. I moved this tomato slice and there it was... more
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