| 1. | Category: Waiter jokes  |
| Customer: Why is this sandwich half eaten? Waiter: I didnt have time to finish it.... more
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| 2. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| "Waiter, waiter,theres a hand in my soup." "Thats not your soup, sir, thats your finger bowl."... more
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| 3. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| "Waiter ! Have you got frogs legs ? " "No, sir, I always walk this way"... more
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| 4. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Diner: Waitress, the portions are getting smaller.Waiter: Its just an optical illusion. Its just that the restaurant has... more
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| 5. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Diner: Could I have a glass of water?Waiter: To drink?Diner: No, I want to rinse out a few things.... more
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| 6. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, what is this stuff?Thats bean salad sir.I know what its been, but what is it now?... more
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| 7. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, can you get rid of this fly in my starter !I cant do that sir, hes not had his main course yet !... more
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| 8. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| CUSTOMER: How do you make a pig float? WAITER: Just give him an inner tube.... more
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| 9. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, theres a dead fly in my soup!What do you expect for $1 - a live one?... more
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| 10. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: Waiter, theres a button in my salad.Waiter: It must have come off while the salad was dressing.... more
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