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| Customer: I didnt order this.Waiter: I know, but your meal tastes worse.... more
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| 2. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, what is this stuff?Thats bean salad sir.I know what its been, but what is it now?... more
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| 3. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: Waiter, theres a button in my salad.Waiter: It must have come off while the salad was dressing.... more
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| 4. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: Theres something wrong with my hot dogs.Waiter: Sorry, Im a waiter, not a veterinarian.... more
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| 5. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, waiter! Theres a wasp in my dessert. So thats where they go to in the winter.... more
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| 6. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter: Why are you taking so long to order?Diner: I cant decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.... more
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| 7. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, this coffee tastes like dirt!Yes sir, thats because it was only ground this morning.... more
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| 8. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: How come the Board of Health hasnt come in and closed you up?Waiter: Theyre afraid to eat here.... more
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| 9. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter: Im sorry I spilled a glass of water on you.Diner: Thats all right. My suit is too large anyway.... more
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| 10. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig cooler? WAITER: Sure, spray him with a hose.... more
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