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| Waiter, I cant seem to find any oysters in this oyster soup.Would you expect to find angels in angel cake?... more
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| Patron: Didnt you tell me the chef here cooked for the late heads of Europe?Waiter: Yes, and thats why they are the late... more
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| 3. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: Do you have bacon and eggs on the menu:Waiter: No, we clean our menus regularly.... more
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| 4. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, waiter! Theres a spider in my soup. Send for the manager! Its no good, sir, hes frightened of them, too.... more
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| 5. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Patron: Hey, theres a fly in my soup!Waiter: Why are you complaining? Isnt it cooked?... more
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| 6. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| CUSTOMER: How do you make a pig float? WAITER: Just give him an inner tube.... more
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| 7. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: I didnt order this.Waiter: I know, but your meal tastes worse.... more
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| 8. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, whats this fly doing in my soup?Its fly soup sir!... more
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| 9. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies? Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup? .... more
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| 10. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, waiter, theres a bee in my soup.Yes Sir, its the flys day off.... more
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