1. | Category: Waiter jokes  |
| Waiter, theres a fly in my custard !Ill fetch him a spoon sir !... more
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| Waiter, there is a bee in my alphabet soup !Yes sir, and Im sure there is an A, C and all the other letters too !... more
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| Customer: Waiter, theres a button in my salad.Waiter: It must have come off while the salad was dressing.... more
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4. | Category: Waiter jokes  |
| What will a monster eat in a restaurant? The waiter.... more
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| Waiter, there is a fly in my wine !Well you did ask for something with a little body in it!... more
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6. | Category: Waiter jokes  |
| Q: How many Waiters does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, even a burned out bulb cant catch a waiters eye... more
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7. | Category: Waiter jokes  |
| Waiter: Im sorry I spilled a glass of water on you.Diner: Thats all right. My suit is too large anyway.... more
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| Customer: Waiter, this food is repeating on me.Waiter: Good, we love repeat business.... more
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| Diner: Waitress, the portions are getting smaller.Waiter: Its just an optical illusion. Its just that the restaurant has... more
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10. | Category: Waiter jokes  |
| Waiter, what is this stuff?Thats bean salad sir.I know what its been, but what is it now?... more
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