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| Waiter (serving soup): It looks like rain today.Patron: Yes it does, but it smells like soup.... more
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| 2. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| "Waiter, waiter,theres a hand in my soup." "Thats not your soup, sir, thats your finger bowl."... more
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| 3. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, theres a fly in my soup!Dont worry sir, the spider on the breadroll will get em.... more
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| 4. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, whats this fly doing in my soup?Its fly soup sir!... more
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| 5. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: Waiter, this food is repeating on me.Waiter: Good, we love repeat business.... more
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| 6. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, Waiter theres a fly in my ice-cream !Gee I did not know that they had started winter sports so early in the year... more
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| 7. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, can you get rid of this fly in my starter !I cant do that sir, hes not had his main course yet !... more
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| 8. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, theres a fly in my custard !Ill fetch him a spoon sir !... more
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| 9. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies? Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup? .... more
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| 10. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Patron: Hey, theres a fly in my soup!Waiter: Why are you complaining? Isnt it cooked?... more
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