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| Waiter, waiter! Theres a mosquito in my soup. Dont worry sir, mosquitoes have very small appetites !... more
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| CUSTOMER: How do you make a pig float? WAITER: Just give him an inner tube.... more
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| 3. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, I cant eat this meat, its crawling with maggots !Quick, run to the other end of the table and grab it as it goes... more
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| 4. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, this coffee tastes like dirt!Yes sir, thats because it was only ground this morning.... more
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| 5. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, waiter, do you have frogs legs?Certainly, Sir!Well hop over here and get me a sandwich!... more
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| 6. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Q: How many Waiters does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, even a burned out bulb cant catch a waiters eye... more
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| 7. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, theres a fly in my soup!Keep it down sir, or theyll all be wanting one.... more
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| 8. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?"1st customer: "Ill have tea."2nd customer: "Me, too - and be sure the glass is clean!... more
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| 9. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: That crust on the apple pie was too tough.Waiter: That wasnt the crust, that was the pie plate.... more
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| 10. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, there is a fly in my bean soup !Dont worry sir Ill fish him out and exchange it for a bean !... more
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