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| Customer: Why dont you have doggie bags?Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.... more
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| Waiter: Im sorry I spilled a glass of water on you.Diner: Thats all right. My suit is too large anyway.... more
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| 3. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, theres a fly in my soup!Force of habit, sir. Our chef used to be a tailor.... more
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| 4. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, is there soup on the menu ?No, madam I wiped it off !... more
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| 5. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: Waiter, I found a hair in my turtle soup.Waiter: How about that! The turtle and the hare finally got together.... more
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| 6. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, theres a fly swimming in my soup!Then weve served you too much soup, the fly should be wading... more
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| 7. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, there is a maggot in my soup !Dont worry sir, he wont last long in there !... more
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| 8. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started... more
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| Sir you havent touched your custard.Im just waiting for the fly to stop using it as a trampoline !... more
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| 10. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: How come the Board of Health hasnt come in and closed you up?Waiter: Theyre afraid to eat here.... more
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