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| Waiter, theres a fly in my soup!Couldnt be, sir. The cook used them all in the raisin bread.... more
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| Customer: Waiter, look at this chicken! Its nothing but skin and bones.Waiter: Would you like the feathers, too?... more
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| 3. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: Theres something wrong with my hot dogs.Waiter: Sorry, Im a waiter, not a veterinarian.... more
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| 4. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered?Waiter: Well, you know how slow turtles are.... more
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| 5. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: Why does your sign say "Fine Dining"?Waiter: We can dream, cant we?... more
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| 6. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, what is this stuff?Thats bean salad sir.I know what its been, but what is it now?... more
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| 7. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, can you get rid of this fly in my starter !I cant do that sir, hes not had his main course yet !... more
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| 8. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb?None, a burned out bulb cant catch a waiters eye.... more
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| 9. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, theres a fly in my custard !Ill fetch him a spoon sir !... more
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| 10. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, waiter! Theres a dead spider in my soup. Yes, maam, they cant stand the boiling water.... more
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