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| Customer: How come the Board of Health hasnt come in and closed you up?Waiter: Theyre afraid to eat here.... more
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| Waiter: If you know the food here is so lousy, why do you keep coming back?Customer: It reminds me of my ex-wifes cookin... more
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| 3. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, waiter! Theres a wasp in my dessert. So thats where they go to in the winter.... more
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| 4. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb?None, a burned out bulb cant catch a waiters eye.... more
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| 5. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, theres a fly in my soup!Dont worry sir, the spider on the breadroll will get em.... more
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| 6. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Diner: Waitress, the portions are getting smaller.Waiter: Its just an optical illusion. Its just that the restaurant has... more
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| 7. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter (serving soup): It looks like rain today.Patron: Yes it does, but it smells like soup.... more
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| 8. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, waiter! Theres a mosquito in my soup. Dont worry sir, mosquitoes have very small appetites !... more
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| 9. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: Waiter, this food is repeating on me.Waiter: Good, we love repeat business.... more
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| 10. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, what is this stuff?Thats bean salad sir.I know what its been, but what is it now?... more
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