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Category:Various animal jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:Look over there! Said the frightened skunk to his pal."Theres a human with a gun, and hes getting closer and closer! What are we going to do?"To which the second skink calmly replied, "Let us spray ."
 


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