| 1. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| A business owner tells her friend that she is desperately searching for an accountant.Her friend asks, "Didnt your compa... more
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| 2. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| A patient was at her doctors office after undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said, "I have some very grave... more
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| 3. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Laws of Accounting1. Trial balances dont2. Bank reconciliations never do3. Working Capital does not4. Return on Investme... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people dont?Depreciation.... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| How do you know accountants have no imagination?They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What would Economics be without assumptions?Accounting... more
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| 7. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Mr Evans was the Chief Accountant of a large manufacturing concern. Every day, on arriving at work, he would unlock the... more
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| 8. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| The accountant had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time. The little girl w... more
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| 9. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more
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| 10. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own.... more
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