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| Teacher: How much is half of 8Pupil: Up and down or across ?Teacher: What do you mean ?Pupil: Well,up and down makes a 3... more
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| "Our teacher has a bad memory. For three days she asked us how much is two and two. We told her it was four. But she sti... more
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| Teacher: Where is the English Channel ?Pupil: I dont know, my TV doesnt pick it up... more
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| Teacher : Tommy, put some more water in the fish tank !Pupil : Why, Miss, I only put some in yesterday and he hasnt drun... more
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| Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!... more
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| Teacher: If I lay one egg here and another there, how many eggs will there be?Fred: None!Fred (surprised): Why not?Fred:... more
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| How many students does it take to change a light bulb?None. Light bulb changing isnt in the course notes.... more
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| Teacher: Thats quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it ?Pupil: I dont know teacher. What will you give... more
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| Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of a liquid that wont freeze ?Pupil: Hot water !... more
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| Mother: How do you like your new teacher ?Son: I dont. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn... more
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