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| Mother: How do you like your new teacher ?Son: I dont. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn... more
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| Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class ?Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips !... more
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| 3. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher : The word politics - can you give me an example of how to use it ?Pupil : My parrot swallowed a watch and now P... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Youre new here arent you, whats your name?Pupil: Fred Mickey Smith... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| Where do children learn their ABCs ?At LMN-tary school !... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| A history jokeTeacher: When was Rome built?Pupil: At night.Teacher: Why did you say that?Pupil: Because my Dad always sa... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I left it in my shirt and my mother put it in the washing... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Whats 2 and 2Pupil: 4Teacher: Thats goodPupil: Good ?, thats perfect !... more
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| 9. | Category: School jokes |
| Fred: I got 100 in school today.Mother: Wonderful. What did you get 100 in?Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 5... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: How much is half of 8?Pupil: Up and down or across?Teacher: What do you mean?Pupil: Well, up and down makes a 3... more
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