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Category:Police jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:A policeman stops a car and suggests an apparently drunken fellow to take a breath test. He blows, the thing shows: positive. He protests, cries he is a teetotaler and that the instrument isnt working properly. He says his wife is also a teetotaler. She blows- again positive. Then he gives it to their little kid on the backseat- also positive! The ashamed policeman lets them go. They take off and the man says to his wife:- And you kept telling me: dont give the kid any alcohol, dont give the kid any alcohol!!
 


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