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Category:Police jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:A cop was interrogating a very intoxicated Irishman, who was also severly bleeding.The officer asked, "Can you describe the person who did this to you?"The Irishman replied, "Thats what I was doing when he hit me."
 


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