1. | Category: Money jokes  |
| Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting?Because he gave out bad scents (cents).... more
|
2. | Category: Money jokes  |
| What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it? Moneys tight these days!... more
|
3. | Category: Money jokes  |
| Why do wallets make so much noise?Because money talks.... more
|
4. | Category: Money jokes  |
| How did rich people get their money?They were calm and collected.... more
|
5. | Category: Money jokes  |
| Ted said to his friend, can you lend me $10?But I only have $8, his friend replied.Thats OK, you can always owe me the o... more
|
6. | Category: Money jokes  |
| Where do Eskimos keep their money?In snowbanks.... more
|
7. | Category: Money jokes  |
| What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?A penny.... more
|
8. | Category: Money jokes  |
| How can you get rich by eating?Eat fortune cookies.... more
|
9. | Category: Money jokes  |
| Elmore walked into his favorite truck stop cafe and said to the owner,"Hey, Roy, you wanna take a chance on a raffle?" "... more
|
10. | Category: Money jokes  |
| How can a can you double your money?By folding it in half.... more
|