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Category:Marriage jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:Larrys barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany ...Susan: We had that barn insured for fifty thousand and I want my money.Agent: Whoa there just a minute, Susan; it doesnt work quite like that. We will ascertain the value of the old barn and provide you with a new one of comparable worth.Susan, after a pause: Id like to cancel the policy on my husband.
 


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