Viewing Joke:

Category:Insect jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:306
 
Joke:Q: What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?A: "Dead ant, Dead Ant ... Dead ant, Dead Ant .. Dead Ant"(to the tune of Pink Panther theme).
 


More Insect Jokes:

1.   Category: Insect jokes  0 stars
What does the bee Santa Claus say ?Ho hum hum !... more

2.   Category: Insect jokes  0 stars
What did the maggot say to another ?Whats a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this !... more

3.   Category: Insect jokes  0 stars
How do fireflies start a race ?Ready steady glow !... more

4.   Category: Insect jokes  5 stars
What is a baby bee ?A little humbug !... more

5.   Category: Insect jokes  0 stars
Why are mosquitos religious ?They prey on you !... more

6.   Category: Insect jokes  0 stars
How many bees do you need in a bee choir ?A humdred !... more

7.   Category: Insect jokes  0 stars
What do you call a bee whos had a spell put on him ?Hes bee-witched !... more

8.   Category: Insect jokes  0 stars
What to you call a Russian flea ?A Moscow-ito !... more

9.   Category: Insect jokes  0 stars
Whats a bee-line ?The shortest distance between two buzz-stops !... more

10.   Category: Insect jokes  0 stars
Why was the ladybird kicked out of the forest? Because she was a litter bug.... more