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| What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late ?Your spinning me a yarn here !... more
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| What kind of bee cant be understood ?A mumble bee !... more
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| What did one centipede say to the other centipede ?Youve got a lovely pair of legs, Youve got a lovely pair of legs,Youv... more
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| What has antlers and sucks blood ?A moose-quito !... more
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| Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees ?Because they kept droning on and on !... more
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| What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad ?It became a daddy short legs !... more
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| Why did the bees go on strike ?Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers !... more
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| What has four wheels and flies ?A rubbish bin !... more
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| Why do bees hum ?Because theyve forgotten the words !... more
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| Two fleas where running across the top of a cereal packet ?"Why are we running so fast ?" said oneBecause it says "Tear... more
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