Viewing Joke:

Category:Insect jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:281
 
Joke:What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad ?It became a daddy short legs !
 


More Insect Jokes:

1.   Category: Insect jokes  0 stars
Whats more dangerous than being with a fool ?Fooling with a bee !... more

2.   Category: Insect jokes  0 stars
What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell?A hum dinger !... more

3.   Category: Insect jokes  0 stars
If a flea and a fly pass each other what time is it? Fly past flea.... more

4.   Category: Insect jokes  0 stars
QUESTION: What do you get from a bee that has an udder? ANSWER: Milk and honey.... more

5.   Category: Insect jokes  0 stars
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect ?The Masked-quito !... more

6.   Category: Insect jokes  0 stars
What does a spider do when he gets angry ?He goes up the wall !... more

7.   Category: Insect jokes  0 stars
What is the most faithful insect ?A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them !... more

8.   Category: Insect jokes  0 stars
Boy: Whats the biggest ant in the world? Girl: My AuntBoy: No, its an elephant. Girl: You obviously havent met my Aunt... more

9.   Category: Insect jokes  0 stars
What is worse than an alligator with toothache ?A centipede with athletes foot !... more

10.   Category: Insect jokes  0 stars
How to fleas travel ?Itch hiking !... more