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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:How do fireflies start a race ?Ready steady glow !
 


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What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late ?Your spinning me a yarn here !... more

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Why was the centipede late ?Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother !... more

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