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Category:Humor jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:Two cannibals just finished a big meal and one turns to the other while rubbing his stomach with his fist and says, "Youknow, I just ate my mother-in-law, and she still doesnt agree with me!"
 


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