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Category:Humor jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:At a country-club party a young man was introduced to an attractive girl. He immediately began paying her court and flattering her. The girl liked the young man, but she was taken a bit aback by his fast and ardent pitch. She was amazed when, after 30 minutes, he seriously proposed marriage. "Look," she reacted. "We only met a half hour ago. How can you be so sure? We know nothing about each other." "Youre wrong," the young man replied. "For the past 5 years Ive been working in the bank where your father has his account."
 


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