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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a casket containing a mummy. After examining it, he called the curator of a prestigious natural-history museum. "Ive just discovered a 3,000 year-old mummy of a man who died of heart failure!" the excited scientist exclaimed.To which the curator replied, "Bring him in. Well check it out." A week later, the amazed curator called the archaeologist. "You were right about the mummys age and cause of death. How in the world did you know?""Easy. There was a piece of paper in his hand that said, 10,000 Shekels on Goliath."
 


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