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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:A man was given the job of painting the white lines down the middle of a highway. On his first day he painted six miles; the next day three miles; the following day less than a mile. When the foreman asked the man why he kept painting less each day, he replied "I just cant do any better. Each day I keep getting farther away from the paint can."
 


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