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| How do you get a paper baby? Marry an old bag.... more
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| A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day. "Well, Skip," said the scout, "Mum had only... more
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| 3. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Q: Whats brown and in a babys diaper? A: Michael Jacksons hand !!... more
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| 4. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Why does a mother carry her baby?The baby cant carry the mother.... more
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| 5. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Fred: My mums having a new baby. Drew: Whats wrong with the old one?... more
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| 6. | Category: Baby jokes |
| What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet? Egyptian dummies.... more
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| 7. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Why did the baby monster put his father in the freezer? Because he wanted frozen pop.... more
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| 8. | Category: Baby jokes |
| A distraught mum rushed into the back yard, where eight-year-old Tommy was banging on the bottom of an old upturned tin... more
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| 9. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Mum, is it true my baby sister came from Heaven? Yes, thats right. Well, I dont blame God for chucking her out.... more
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| 10. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Today I saw a baby who had put on five stone in weight in two weeks by drinking elephants milk. Whose baby was it? The e... more
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