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| If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, Whats a tiger ? A stri-ped !... more
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| What has antlers, pulls Father Christmas sleigh and is made of cement?I dont know.A reindeer!What about the cement?I jus... more
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| 3. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| What does a squid sheriff form?An octoposse!... more
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| 4. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| Q. What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?A. Wheeeee!!!!!... more
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| 5. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| What is the best advice to give a worm? Sleep late.... more
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| 6. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| What did the baby skunk want to be when he grew up?A big stinker!... more
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| 7. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No, they do everything on porpoise!... more
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| 8. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| How does a leopard change its spots ? When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another !... more
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| 9. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| Whats the definition of a nervous breakdown ? A chameleon on a tartan rug !... more
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| 10. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| Whats the favourite flavour of sharks?Shark-o-late!... more
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