| 1. | Category: Various animal jokes  |
| A lion was getting rather old and slow and having difficulty catching its prey. It decided it needed a disguise so that... more
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| 2. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| What kind of noise annoys an oyster ? A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)... more
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| 3. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| Whats the difference between a reindeer and a snowball?Theyre both brown, except the snowball.... more
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| 4. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear ? Winnie the Pooh !... more
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| 5. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ? A tiger moth !... more
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| 6. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| Whats a teddy bears favourite pasta ? Tagliateddy !... more
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| 7. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| Who was the most famous pirate octopus?Captain Squid!... more
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| 8. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| How should you treat a baby goat?Like a kid.... more
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| 9. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ? A little bear !... more
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| 10. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in sharks mouths?Lefty!... more
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