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| How did the aliens hurt the farmer? They trod on his corn.... more
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| A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers that some of the local kids have been he... more
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| Q: Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?A: Because it was always running out of the pen.... more
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| A mans car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got out to fix it, a cow came along and stopped beside hi... more
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5. | Category: Farmer jokes  |
| Farmer Jones bought a herd of pigs from a Roman farmer who moved into the next valley and boy, is he sorry. The hogs won... more
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| A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a strollin the fields when they came across a cow and acalf rubbing noses."Boy,... more
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| Q: Why cant the bankrupt cowboy complain?A: He has got no beef.... more
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8. | Category: Farmer jokes  |
| The farmers son was returning from the market with the crate of chickens his father had entrusted to him, when all of a... more
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| An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big stron... more
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| What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ?Im on the horns of a dilemma here !... more
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