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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:Little Johnny walks into school one day to find a substitute in place of hisregular teacher.She says, "Hello class, Im Mrs. Prussy. When you say my name class remember ithas an "r" after the first letter."The entire class says, "Hello Mrs. Prussy."A few days later the regular teacher is still sick when Little Johnny gets tohis desk the teacher asks what her name is.Johnny thinks hard and the says to the teacher, "I remember it has an "r" afterthe first letter.""Thats right!" she coaxed.Then after a few seconds Little Johnny says, "Mrs. Crunt?"
 


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