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| What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ?Santa Claustrophobia !... more
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| Why does Santas sled get such good mileage? Because it has long-distance runners on each side.... more
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| How do you make a slow reindeer fast ?Dont feed it !... more
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| What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?"Looks like rein dear"... more
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| I wouldnt say Christmas gnomes are small.But they used to be lumberjacks on a mushroom farm!... more
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| How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ?A merry Christmas to ewe... more
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| Can I have a broken drum for Christmas?The best thing you could have asked for. You cant beat it!... more
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| Once upon a time there was a little girl who wanted a kitten for Christmas. Her mother couldnt buy a kitten and parcel i... more
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| Someone bought Scrooge a clock for Christmas. He put it straight in the bank.Why did he do that?He was trying to save ti... more
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| What can Santa give away and still keep? A cold.... more
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