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| George knocked on the door of his friends house. When his friends mother answered he asked, can Albert come out to play?... more
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| On the way to preschool, the doctor had left her stethoscope on the car seat, and her little girl picked it up and began... more
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| 3. | Category: Children jokes |
| Mary arrived home from school covered in spots. Whatevers the matter ? asked her mother.I dont know, replied Mary, but t... more
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| 4. | Category: Children jokes |
| Grandma: Youve left all your crusts, Mary. When I was your age I ate every one.Mary: Do you still like crusts, Grandma?G... more
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| 5. | Category: Children jokes |
| John kept pestering his parents to buy a video, but they said they couldnt afford one. So one day John came home clutchi... more
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| 6. | Category: Children jokes |
| A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter. Mother: "What does the cow say?" Child: "Moo!" Mot... more
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| 7. | Category: Children jokes |
| A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply, "Im Mr. Sugarbrowns daughter." Her mother told her this was wro... more
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| 8. | Category: Children jokes |
| Father: What did you learn in school today ?Son: That three and three are seven.Father: Three and three are six !Son: I... more
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| Mother: Let me see your report son.Son: Here it is, Mother, but dont show it to Dad. Hes been helping me !... more
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| 10. | Category: Children jokes |
| A little girl was next in line. My names Curtain, she said.I hope your first name is not Agnate ?No, its velvet !... more
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