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| Policeman: Did you realize you just missed that bus with your car?Motorist: Did you want me to hit it?... more
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2. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What is the best thing to take when youre run over?The number of the car that hit you.... more
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3. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What did the monster say when he saw a rush hour train full of passengers? Oh good! A chew chew train!... more
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4. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| "Wheres the car?" asked Professor Delberts wife when he got home. "Did I take it out?" "Yes, you drove it to school this... more
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5. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Q: What do you call a laughing motorcycle?A: A Yamahahaha... more
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6. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| If an electric train travels 90 miles an hour in a westerly direction and the wind is blowing from the north, in which d... more
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7. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?A: The pick up truck with the gun r... more
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8. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. He got out and knocked at the door. A very old woman answered the door, a... more
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9. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A man goes out and buys the best car available in the US or Europe, a 2001 Turbo BeepBeep. It is the best and most expen... more
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10. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?A: Heavy psychedelics.... more
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