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Category:Car and train jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:A San Francisco motorist following a taillight in a dense fog crashed into the car ahead of him when it stopped suddenly. "Why didnt you let me know you were going to stop?" he yelled into the mist. "Why should I?" came a voice out of the fog. "Im in my own garage!"

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