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| Whats the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver? A schoolteacher says, "Spit out that toffee" and a trai... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| When I get real bored, I like to drive down town and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many peo... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q: How many London taxi drivers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: What ? Go all the way up there and come back emp... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?A: Be too drunk to find your keys.... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A San Francisco motorist following a taillight in a dense fog crashed into the car ahead of him when it stopped suddenly... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Why are you driving on the sidewalk?Motorist: Its too dangerous on the street.... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?One minds the train, the other trains the mind.... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Monster: Ive got to walk 25 miles home.Ghost: Why dont you take a train?Monster: I did once, but my mother made me give... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Which snakes are found on cars? Windscreen vipers.... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A businessman was traveling in the train and his seat was reserved in the last couch of the train. Every time the train... more
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