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| What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?A dressmaker sews what she gathers, a farmer gathers what he so... more
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| Q: Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?A: Because it was always running out of the pen.... more
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| A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a strollin the fields when they came across a cow and acalf rubbing noses."Boy,... more
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| 4. | Category: Farmer jokes |
| Farmer Brown put up a pig-shaped weather vane, but hes not happy with it. Instead of pointing with the wind, the pig van... more
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| FARMER: Did you sleep well last night? GUEST: No, the bed was soft and the air was fresh, but an old sow kept pushing at... more
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| 6. | Category: Farmer jokes |
| How does the pig farmer get to the fair? He rides piggyback.... more
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| A farmer lived on a quiet rural highway. But, as time went by, the traffic slowly built up at an alarming rate. The traf... more
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| A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster. Whack! The rooster disappeared und... more
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| A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place. The farm... more
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| A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends. They came to a muddy hollow in t... more
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